ESCAPE THE EGO
INMATE #0G51 ♥ ♥ ♥ DAY 1 / ∞

🔒 GRINDSET LOCKUP

You Escaped the Matrix. Now Escape the Cell.
HUSTLE
WHILE THEY
SLEEP
REPO'D
LINK IN BIO
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RAP SHEET:
  • Attempted to use a Bugatti as proof of intellectual superiority
  • Charged with selling masculinity to men living in their mothers' basements
  • Attempted to intimidate a female judge by explaining what an alpha male is
  • Insisted his podcast microphone qualified as a legal representative
  • Demanded diplomatic immunity on the grounds of being a Top G
  • Accused a locked door of participating in the Matrix
HELP HIM ESCAPE
Sneak past the guard and reach the glowing vent 🟩
LEVEL 1 CAUGHT: 0
Use arrow keys / WASD, or the pad below.
Guard's flashlight cone catches you if you cross it. Get spotted, you're back at the cell door.
 
🪙 BAIL FUND (100% A JOKE. BUY COFFEE FOR THE DEVELOPER. REAL TIPS WELCOME)
This won't actually free anyone. It just buys the developer a coffee.
LEAVE A TIP
PRESS BUTTON. FEEL ALPHA FEELINGS. NO REFUNDS ON THIS COURSE!